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People ask for a neat biography. I give them a loading border.
Autism is not a side note on this site — it is the operating system. Direct language. Deep focus. Sensory weather systems. Pattern recognition that will not shut up until the pattern is honest.
The Commodore 64 taught me the same lesson as adulthood: the machine is weird, the manuals are lying, and if you poke the right memory addresses the screen sings.
Chaos is Theory. Lime is the accent colour of clarity. West Ham on Saturdays. Classical guitar when the world is too loud. Guinea pigs when soft power is required. George the rabbit when soft power needs ears.
No Liza Minnelli. No James Corden. No square pillows. Alligators welcome. Screaming monkeys in 3D because Thailand said so.
If this site feels disjointed — good. That is the map.