What the browser is capable of:
- WebGL nebula + bloom
- CSS3D portals with sane zoom (finally)
- Happy and scary 3D monkeys you can click
- Generic alligator (no brand sponsorship required)
- C64 arcade cabinets including Commodity Chaos
- SID beatbox with THEORY / IRONS / MONSOON patterns
- Autism as boot ROM, not a footnote
- SQLite blog + admin backend
- Scraped public feed stills of pigs and chaos
- PETSCII sprites drifting through the void
- CRT scanlines because of course
If you are reading this before 22:40, the machine is still being poked.
If you are reading after: READY.